Marijuana Quotes

AK-47Marijuana quotes galore.  These are some of our personal favorites we discovered scattered about the net. Readers, be sure to drop a comment if you think we’ve excluded any memorable marijuana quotes.

“They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you’re high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it’s not worth the fucking effort. There is a difference.” -Bill Hicks

“Don’t do drugs because if you do drugs you’ll go to prison, and drugs are really expensive in prison.” -John Hardwick

“Penalties against possession of a drug should not be more damaging to an individual than the use of the drug itself, and where they are they should be changed.” -Jimmy Carter

“It really puzzles me to see marijuana connected with narcotics dope and all of that stuff. It is a thousand times better than whiskey. It is an assistant and a friend.” -Louis Armstrong

“The biggest killer on the planet is stress and I still think the best medicine is and always has been cannabis.” -Willie Nelson

“Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?” -P.J. O’Rourke

“When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.” -Bob Marley

“If you ain’t got a good job and you ain’t smokin’ weed, then I don’t know what the fuck you are doin’ wit your life.” -Kat Williams

“Just hit the blunt one time and see if it don’t change your perception on whats important in your life.” -Kat Williams

“Being high is one of the most pleasant sensations available to mankind. Every day is Saturday. It is to be like a child; to perceive events with clarity; to look into the gates of paradise; to completely enjoy whatever you might be doing; to smile so hard that your jaw muscles get tired. Being high is to laugh at the silliest things; to understand things that have seemed absurd before; to have the aloofness of a cat; to afford a kinship with god. To be intoxicated with marijuana makes every superlative seem within your grasp. Being high makes life seem terribly good. Being high is simply grand.” -John Rosevear

“When I was a kid I inhaled frequently. That was the point.” -Obama

“Forty million Americans smoked marijuana; the only ones who didn’t like it were Judge Ginsberg, Clarence Thomas and Bill Clinton.” -Jay Leno

“I used to smoke marijuana. But I’ll tell you something: I would only smoke it in the late evening. Oh, occasionally the early evening, but usually the late evening – or the mid-evening. Just the early evening, midevening and late evening. Occasionally, early afternoon, early midafternoon, or perhaps the late-midafternoon. Oh, sometimes the early-mid-late-early morning. . . . But never at dusk.” -Steve Martin

“How many murders, suicides, robberies, criminal assaults, holdups, burglaries and deeds of maniacal insanity it causes each year, especially among the young, can only be conjectured…No one knows, when he places a marijuana cigarette to his lips, whether he will become a joyous reveller in a musical heaven, a mad insensate, a calm philosopher, or a murderer…” -Harry J Anslinger

“Make the most of the Indian Hemp Seed and sow it everywhere.” -George Washington

“Marijuana is not a drug!!! I used to suck dick for coke! You ever suck DICK for marijuana?” -Bob Saget

“If you substitute marijuana for tobacco and alcohol, you’ll add eight to 24 years to your life.” -Jack Herer

“Instead of taking five or six of the prescriptions, I decided to go a natural route and smoke marijuana.” -Melissa Etheridge

“Even if one takes every reefer madness allegation of the prohibitionists at face value, marijuana prohibition has done far more harm to far more people than marijuana ever could.” -William F. Buckley, Jr.

“Whenever the people are for gay marriage or medical marijuana or assisted suicide, suddenly the “will of the people” goes out the window.” -Bill Maher

“I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is an herb and a flower. God put it here. If He put it here and He wants it to grow, what gives the government the right to say that God is wrong?” -Willie Nelson

“Is marijuana addictive? Yes, in the sense that most of the really pleasant things in life are worth endlessly repeating.” -Richard Neville

“Marijuana saved my life. I have no doubts about it and you don’t need to show me any data.” -Greg Scott

“If organized religion is the opium of the masses, then disorganized religion is the marijuana of the lunatic fringe.” -Kerry Thornley

“Congress should definitely consider decriminalizing possession of marijuana….We should concentrate on prosecuting the rapists and burglars who are a menace to society.” -U.S. Representative Dan Quayle, March 1977

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37 Responses to “Marijuana Quotes”

  1. Cannabis King September 15, 2009 at 2:09 pm #

    Another nice collection of memorable cannabis quotes. Thanks!

  2. OldHippie August 10, 2010 at 1:28 pm #

    And they still say Dan Quayle was an idiot…

    • g baker August 13, 2010 at 8:56 am #

      Dan Qualye is an idiot but he plaes in comparison to taodys idiots- sarah palin, louie gohmers and debbie riddle and company……

      HELLO AMERICANS- throw these dumb a….. out of office and elect some cannabis users who are more peaceful and pledge to get us out of these senseless wars and end homeland stupidity…..we can save a trillion a year getting rid of the paranoid jackasses especially the oil patch ones ………..

  3. Morgan Bond 'Buddy' August 12, 2010 at 6:03 pm #

    If I were to find a problem with today’s herbage, it’s that the old Mex ‘love grass’ in days of yore is gone, and in its place is shit that if you take one hit, it takes you an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes….

    • admin August 12, 2010 at 6:24 pm #

      Are you saying it makes you stoned, not high?

    • TheGanjaMan December 15, 2011 at 1:35 am #

      It contains more THC now so it’s stronger.

      Problem: You get too high?
      Solution: Smoke more often.

      This very same solution has solved endless problems, I didn’t invent it but you can use it. haha :]
      best of luck.

  4. Cheyenne March 10, 2011 at 4:49 pm #

    Wow i have been smoking for a long ass time and on the real that shit solves all my problems and it dont make your dumb cause im still in school aha! Thats wuusup! And not one person has ever died from smoking pot.

    • Evan June 30, 2011 at 12:25 pm #

      yo bro i almost died from it lol, i love weed but i guess you could say i overdosed i had a black out and had a seizure when i was black ed out all on video, went to the hospital and all my friends say they seen me come out from my body and shit. j/s im sure someone has. but thats cuz there either alergic or there lungs didnt want any of it and rejected the THC, cuz when ur lungs have an alergic reaction to it ur brain shuts down, and ur without ur brain u will die, or become very dumb lolol <3 you weed.

      • Jay Dawg December 13, 2011 at 10:39 am #

        you are an idiot. Ive been blazin since i was 12, and am now 20.
        you can die from weed, much less “almost died from it’. it is IMPOSSIBLE. you didnt have a seizure, and idk why the fkk you went to the hospital if you didnt need it.
        you just passed out due to the lack of oxygen reaching your brain while you were taking a hit and held it in. you were probably breathing too hard/ out of breath when you took the hit and passed out, maybe for a couple seconds, i bet?and your friends are inexperienced morons if they saw you “come out your body”.

      • TheGanjaMan December 15, 2011 at 1:53 am #

        Pretty sure there are no recorded deaths caused BY marijuana. If someone dies “from marijuana” it is most likely human error or like you said an allergic reaction.

        So sit on your couch grab a bong and smoke on. You’ll be fine…. better than fine. Flowers don’t kill people 😀

      • Rose August 3, 2014 at 1:51 pm #

        There has been a case for death because of weed, but that’s the only one. but the reason was because he would smoke about ten blunts a day for about 20 years. And you can’t over dose on weed, you would have to smoke about 15 thousand pounds in 15 minutes, which is literally impossible.

  5. dropatopsoowavedout April 23, 2011 at 9:25 am #

    pills and powder stay away, smoke that ganja all day

  6. hunter June 14, 2011 at 10:29 am #

    how many people feel like committing a felony or something along those lines when their high? because when im high i feel content with what im doing. smoking weed and hanging out.

  7. yo mamma June 14, 2011 at 10:31 am #

    marijuana a gateway drug? HA! gateway to the fridge.

    • trevor September 6, 2011 at 11:01 am #

      hahahaha no shit man. i want the whole world to get high for one day. no more war or fighting, and the world would be so much more fun!!

    • bryce March 17, 2012 at 8:04 pm #

      hahaha truee

  8. Priest July 21, 2011 at 12:29 am #

    Wham bam thank you, ma’am, my questions are asnweerd!

  9. bryce March 17, 2012 at 8:06 pm #

    god made weed
    man made beer
    in god we trust

  10. james April 22, 2012 at 5:45 pm #

    who ever evan is your retarted weed rules and you sucka da pe pe! and weed dosent make you dumb it helps you invent stuff!

  11. theuser May 17, 2012 at 2:59 am #

    how about this quote? :)

    good weed makes you amused by reality,
    great weed makes you amazed of reality.

  12. Weed Quotes June 11, 2013 at 6:17 am #

    The best quote is by Bob Marley – it revels you to yourself. True!


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